Do any of them make you laugh?

“Ten,” she answered.

“And what are their names?” he questioned.

“Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob.”
“They’re ALL named Bob?” he questioned. “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”
“Oh, that’s simple,” she clarified, “I just call ‘Bob,’ and they all come running inside.”
“And if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”
“I just say, ‘Bob, come eat your dinner,’ and they do.” She answered.
“But what if you want just ONE of them to do a touch?” he questioned.
“Oh, that’s simple,” she said. “I just use their last name.”
or
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A small later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man questioned her, “Is a touch incorrect?”
she answered, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps adage, “You’ve got mail.”
orA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four lively blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they start toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts even more loudly in chant. Up jump the others, they start dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a perfectly framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a small bit, the bartender questions one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration in this area?”
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we chose to set the confirmation straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and place it together.
The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we place it together in just 51days!”
orThere are three blondes stranded on an island. Abruptly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.

The first blond questions to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and swims off the island.

The next one questions to be even more intelligent that the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde questions to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
orA blonde walks into a barber shop one day and questions the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says “Well ma’am, I can’t cut your hair with those head-phones on. You’re going to have to take them off.”

She shakes her head vigorously and answers “No, if I take them off, I will die.” the man didn’t believe so he ripped them off of her head. She fell to the floor and died.

He was extremely surprised and picked up the head-phones.

All he heard was “Breathe in, breathe out, breath in….”

I hope at least one of them makes you laugh
seya i appreaciate stars

1.) Boy(16)- a rebel. he is in his own band and he really like it. he has blonde hair and huge brown eyes.
2.) Girl (15)- is really sweet. she is a excellent person all around and likes to help people. she has blonde hair and blue eyes.
3.) Boy and Boy(13)- one of them is cool one of them is wild. the cool one is very sweet takes after his sister. the wild one is a troublemaker. they both have. blonde hair and green eyes.
4.) Girl(12) she takes after her older brother. (16) she is a rebel and wants to be in her brothers band. she has a excellent voice. she has blonde hair and brown eyes.
5.) Boy(11)- is very cool and sweet. he is very smart. he knows what’s right and incorrect. he has blonde hair and green eyes.
6.) Girl and Girl(10)- one is very smart and kind other is wild and a rebel. the smart one is book smart, street smart. she is very logical too. the wild one is smart but sometimes makes terrible choices. both have blonde hair and blue eyes.
7.) Boy(8)- he is a wild child always getting in distress at school, always in timeout. he likes to cuddle when he’s cool owing to. he has blonde hair and blue eyes.
8.) Girl(7)- she is a very sweet small girl always does the right thing. she is a daddy’s girl definitly. she has blonde hair green eyes
9.) Boy and Girl(6)- they are both sweet, they both are daddy/mommy kids and look up to their older sisters. the girl has blonde hair and blue eyes. the boy blonde hair and green eyes.
10.) Boy(4) he is a wild child. he runs around but like his older brother (8) he likes to cuddle and settle down. he has blonde hair and brown eyes.
11.) Girl(2) very cute and likes to cuddle. she looks up to her older sibllings. and she is very sweet. she has blonde hair and blue eyes.

my kids.
Boy16)- Derek Raymond
Girl(15)- Alexis Grace
Boy and Boy(13) Grant William(cool) Liam Henry(wild)
Girl(12) Macey Elise
Boy(11) Preston Garrett
Girl and Girl(10)- Kennedy Jade(cool) and Skylar Rose (wild)
Boy(8)- Dalton Blake
Girl(7)- Savannah Jane
Boy and Girl(6)- Owen Tyler and Willow Madison
Boy(4)- Brennan Oliver
Girl(2)- Lila Reid
Derek, Alexis, Grant, Liam, Macey, Preston, Kennedy, Skylar(Sky), Dalton, Savannah, Owen, Willow, Brennan and Lila
what do you reckon of my name choices. not my usual picks.

have fun

1. Main Girl- institution senior set to leave florida and go to denver, co for med school.. shes fizzing and sweet, and is very smart. she likes sports. she has a bit of a temper, and likes getting into debates in this area politics.. she thinks her life is tedious and dull until her world is shaken by an NFL quarterback. She has curly red hair and green eyes. She is small- 5’3.

2. Main Guy- one of the top quarterbacks in the nation. he is a excellent guy and when he meets the girl, he couldn’t be any more pleased with his life. He’s tall: 6’4. He’s very muscular, and has small light brown hair and sparkling blue-green eyes. He is loved by everyone he meets, and is bombarded by fans constantly, but he takes the time to make them pleased. he is very protective..on the denver broncos

3. Girl’s bff- is a very excellent friend and is always there for her..she can be very sarcastic at times.. has a boyfriend, steven.. she has colorless-blonde hair and blue eyes.

4. Guys best friend- wide receiver on the team. he is a bit disbelieving in this area the main girl when she and the QB start dating, but he warms up to her..6’5, long brown hair, hazel eyes

5. Girl’s Ex- throughout the novel he tries to win her back and tries to convice her that the QB is terrible for her.. broke up with her at the beginning of the tale.. jerk; perv.. just not a excellent guy in general

6. Cheerleader- cheerleader for the NFL team who tries to steal the main guy from the girl.. not in it too much..

So those are the 5 main characters.. here are my options:
1. Fiona, Kaleigh, Penny
2. Tim, Riley, Troy
3. Nikki, Maria, Alabama
4. Brian, Brandon, Caleb, Mike
5. Nick, Chase, Grant
6. Zoe, Alabama, Roxy

be grateful you so much if you helped!!